So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You work out of a Hotel?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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