I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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