...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Couch. On fire.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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