Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just blew my weed a kiss
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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