he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
God, I missed his penis.
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