That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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