that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
