remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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