He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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