This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
don't judge my taste in strippers
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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