yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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