Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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