Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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