it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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