That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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