Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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