I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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