bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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