Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
tell me about the eggs
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