he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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