I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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