theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he fucked my hip out of place.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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