you guys were way drunker than both of me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Your cock deserves a montage
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
