im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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