it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I just found a bag of teeth...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My penis needs a shock collar
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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