what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
they need to just BURY HIM!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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