There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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