I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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