It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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