if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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