i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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