We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
please don't ironically join a cult
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