great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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