just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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