I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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