I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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