what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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