As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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