so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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