im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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