I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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