In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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