This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
do nipples grow back?
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