i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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