I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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