after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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