ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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