Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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