I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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