If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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