Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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