Im at strip club and am horny
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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