HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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