eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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