is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
