I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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